Because Nintendo does what the other Nintencan’t! Nintendo is awesome! They have the best hardware! Other consoles are just seething when they see how our switch performs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They also have resonable prices and top-notch quality assurance, I’ve never heard a bug in a Nintendo game or hardware!

“programmers”

I FUCKING LOVE STATIC HTML PAGES

I LOVE NOT HAVING TO RELY ON SCRIPTS TO DISPLAY CONTENT

…and sometimes the artist turns out to be an idiot :D

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BOXES

Shaking my smh stop trying to sound like a hacker, VNC is for watching videos