That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Only if you mispronounce Nike. Are you Dutch by any chance?

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Amanita muscaria, very nice!

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

It sounds like he is almost able to talk, such speach-like sounds in there!

I’m not moving to Denmark and I’m Dutch but this was an interesting read! Thanks for writing it.

There’s just a general “don’t do absurdly dangerous traffic things” law that regulates that you can’t skateboard on the highway and such. Do people need a law to tell them that they can’t throw themselves into traffic? And does it work?

Right?! A country that’s so prudish and worried about nudity, and yet they observe each other on the toilet? I feel like the whole transgender-bathroom discussion would be mostly gone if they had normal toilets with privacy.

I, too, commit most of my crimes from inside of a public toilet.