I think all war should be fought with paintball guns and pool noodles.

Being a target isn’t fun I guess. Must be his first time.

Well, we all have an obsession with dentistry. Why more vampires don’t go into the profession themselves is the real question. People are often anesthetized for dental surgery, and drawing a pint of two would probably go unnoticed. Seems like the perfect opportunity.

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

You expect the masses to leave an app that delivers dopamine just to protest someone they envy over a topic they aren’t even aware of? ;)

I was really happy to find vampire fang attachments this year that were actually tooth colored. They matched perfectly.

Pretty amazing what Washington can do when it wants to.

Wow, fond memories of that thing.