Tell me Girl is ok

Tell me right now

Girl, I feel you

ugh yes gimme that fucking LORE

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

Coops already exist. Basically they’re already set up so that when people move in, they own part of it, and when they move out, they don’t. The technical legal details of it varies from your country, region, municipality, etc, but from my basic understanding, when you sign your contract, it includes saying “you own this building with us until you move out. We might ask you to move out if you poop in the communal garden.”

Edit: re-reading your post, I realize I’m not sure if you mean the entire building or a single unit, but either way you can have similar arrangements.

This doesn’t need to be printed on your average merchandising. This needs to be on a fucking billboard.

Edit: edit to avoid keyword scouring bots from stealing & spamming merch. Idk if they can do that but you’re probably the #1 artist I’d hate to see it happen to

Makes sense, that’s such a Taurus thing to do

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

OH GOD

SEX

ROMANCE

INTRIGUE

Is there any genre this comic won’t cover?

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

I’m excited for your venture into the trading card business

I’ll take your entire stock

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them the first time

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?