Wood. Hard wood usable for building hasn’t evolved anywhere else in the known galaxy. Fine wooden furniture imported from Earth. The Amazon is being cut down and exported to alien worlds.

There’s also a series that was cut short.

David the Gnome and Flight of Dragons

It’s mildly flooding in my area right now so I just watched Rock A Doodle the other day, one of my faves as a kid.

My beagle started her life working with me at a dispensary. She got lots of attention from all our customers. She hurt her leg somehow, maybe it was just growing pains, and she had a bit of a limp for a few days. She realized she was getting extra sympathy and attention because of her injury so she started faking it after it healed. She would hear the door, come running out of the office, jump up on her hind legs and get love. Then when the customer turned their attention to me, the budtender, my dog would turn around, whine, and start limping away so they would start petting her again.

It is so great absolutely NEVER running into someone from high school.

Hank Hill

Human (and animal) blood and eggs can also both be used in place of Styrofoam to gelify fuel for molotovs.

We sprayed hair spray on our hands, lit them, and did flaming high fives.

I see a lot of similar stories here about wandering free and living like feral kids but I want to second making homemade Explosives from hobby shop Rocket engines.

In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.

Portland OR has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. During covid when clubs were closed dancers were driving for a door dash service called Boober Eats.

I am a winemaker in the Pacific Northwest. I sample wines a lot throughout the day but mostly I spit, I still catch a bit of a buzz sometimes though. Sometimes during harvest when we’re working long days outside I’ll have a beer or two. We celebrate the start and end of harvest with champagne. When I work wine tasting events I look forward to trying wines from other local wineries, I usually have a fair number of tastes throughout the event. I think I actually drink more at work than I do at home.

I’m more interested in what you’re doing with your step dads shit.

If Heck is full of people who don’t like HOA’s it’s probably not that bad.

I forget if it was on the day or day after, but while the events of 9/11 were unfolding or coming to light I had a social studies teacher claim the plane that crashed in the field was an attack on our agriculture.

Next on Epic Meal Time we eat yo fuckin momma.

Came here to say David the Gnome, just rewatched it recently and loved it. Never met someone else in real life who has ever seen it.

When my beagle was a baby she would stand in front of the couch, under the coffee table, stare at the couch, crouch, line up her shot, jump up and bang her head on the coffee table. She did this often enough to earn her the title Silly Bonks. Her full name is Princess Fancy Pants ‘Silly Bonks’ of House Cuddlepup.

I also recently taught her to stand up on her hind legs and spin around. Sometimes she jumps up and spins so aggressively she falls over.

She will run as hard and fast as she can on wet grass at the park and fall and just roll like three or four times, I’m not sure if shes slipping or doing it on purpose.

She learned if she stands on the couch she can reach out and put her front paws on the doorknob to look out the window in the front door. She had a couple good tumbles before she figured out how to properly dismount that one.