Kentucky = Hicks

Pooty is mad everybody forgot about him

And time zones change in full hour increments

That’s not entirely true. Several timezones are at a 30 minute offset and a couple are even at a 45 minute offset.

Iran is +3:30

Afghanistan is +4:30

India is +5:30

NT and SA in Australia is +9:30 (but NT doesn’t observe DST)

Father Johnathan?

Assland?

Peaches? 🍑

Whiskey? 🥃

Cold? 🥶