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Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

Sounds like the XY problem

What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn’t just lead to a complete shit-show?

Who’s the one with the bow?

GNU’s GNU’s GNU’s GNU’s GNU’s GNU’s

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

That’s a good point, I literally just died

I’m pretty sure I’m going to have cancer from the soda can print fumes in 10 years

Happy Threshold Day!

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

A self-closening null tag. Perfection.