• CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
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    10 hours ago

    My husband’s work is like this:

    Sales rep: Can you do this right now?

    Man: No. Send me an email

    Sales rep: but it’s really important. I need it done now.

    Man: The quicker you send me that email the quicker I can get to it.

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      My work is like.

      Person: Where is everyone? You’re meant to take over from us.

      Us: But you’re here 10 minutes early, we’re not ready.

      Person: But we’re here.

      Us: We told you what time to come.

      • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
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        My work is like

        Caller: I’ve got this minor problem that’s not really that important

        Us: We have two trucks full of people and specialised equipment rushing to you now

        Caller: Oh, I don’t need anyone to come here, I just wanted some advice

        Us: They are coming lights and sirens, they should be there any second

        Caller: But I don’t… oh, they’re here