Several dildos were thrown, a couple of arrests were made, and by Wednesday afternoon, one distasteful sports betting site claimed that betting on dildos had surpassed betting on who’d win the game.
Betting against a dildo being thrown seems like a mug’s game to me, it would be trivial to bet for a dildo throwing, then go to the game and throw a dildo.
Betting against a dildo being thrown seems like a mug’s game to me, it would be trivial to bet for a dildo throwing, then go to the game and throw a dildo.
If there’s a punishment for throwing the dildo, then it becomes a roundabout way to crowdfund dildo throwers.
I like that idea.
People used to bet on honest contests, like vibrator races. What has happened to our cherished traditions?
They weren’t charged with battery…