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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebel

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps
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Several dildos were thrown, a couple of arrests were made, and by Wednesday afternoon, one distasteful sports betting site claimed that betting on dildos had surpassed betting on who’d win the game.
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    Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games

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      dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go

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      Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.

      And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.

      Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.

      Edit: I’m keeping that typo

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      Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.

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        Not me. I’ve checked.

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          check harder

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            Maybe I’m a top

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              check different holes?

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                Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex

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                  how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!

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      That would be hilarious.

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