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arrow-up1179arrow-down1external-linkStop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebelwww.jezebel.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-211 hours agoOnly if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agodildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-211 hours agoEquality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too. And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended. Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it. Edit: I’m keeping that typo
minus-squarenjm1314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoSon, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·8 hours agoNot me. I’ve checked.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoMaybe I’m a top
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agocheck different holes?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoSadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agohow do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
minus-squareFlashMobOfOne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 hours agoThat would be hilarious.
Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.
And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.
Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.
Edit: I’m keeping that typo
Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
Not me. I’ve checked.
check harder
Maybe I’m a top
check different holes?
Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
That would be hilarious.