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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Keystone Kash Pays Baffling Tribute to Kirk: ‘See You in Valhalla’

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Keystone Kash Pays Bonkers Tribute to Kirk: ‘See You in Valhalla’
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Charlie Kirk was outspoken about his Christian faith, so a pagan afterlife seems unlikely.
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    MAGAs would say he died honorably in a battle of the wits with a Godless Liberal.

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      Nothing MAGAs say matters. Their words are meaningless. Babble for intellectually stunted children.

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      He dodged the two questions asked before he got kirked. If there was a battle of wits going on, he came unarmed.

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      Odin cares not for the diarrhea which spews from the maws of such swine.

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        The fact that it takes a guy with a gun to smite them, and not a bolt of lighting, is proof to me that religion is bullshit.

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          perhaps the gods saw kirk as beneath their contempt. not worth a lightning bolt or force majeure. not permitted entry to valhalla, denied the gates of hel, deemed only fit to be devoured by cthulhu

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