Like, does it actually just have candy inside, or is it regular toothpaste with a candy flavour?
It’s actual candy. Good question though.
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If it wasn’t actual candy I could see this as a way to trick kids into brushing their teeth
Take me down to cavity city
Where the gum holes stink
And nerve endings are wriggly
9 out of 10 dentists agree: Cha-ching!
The tenth was busy asking you a question that cannot possibly be answered in a meaningful way while your mouth is propped open like that.
“What are your life goals, dreams and aspirations?”
shoves hand in mouth
If that hand goes much farther, the dentist will have answered their question about what I’m aspirating.
my family signs, so we get frustrated at the hygienist and dentist not understanding us flailing our hands about meaningfully
If you can learn to talk with your throat like a ventriloquist, it’s pretty easy to hold a conversation with the dentist.
i’ll just buy a talking dummy like they got instead