return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down116
arrow-up1193arrow-down1external-linkMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·23 days agoIt is the distant future, the year two thousand! We are robots. We have Maxwell Walmart pushcart and we don’t understand the origin of this brand but love the taste!
minus-squarelazyViking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoFinally, robotic beings rule the world The humans are dead
minus-squareOhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoWe used poisonous gasses and we poisoned their asses…
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoThe humans are dead… The humans are dead…
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 days agoIntroducing Maxwell individual robot care blister packs! Now with 50% engine oil option for lubricity!
It is the distant future, the year two thousand!
We are robots.
We have Maxwell Walmart pushcart and we don’t understand the origin of this brand but love the taste!
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gasses and we poisoned their asses…
The humans are dead…
The humans are dead…
Introducing Maxwell individual robot care blister packs! Now with 50% engine oil option for lubricity!