return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down116
arrow-up1193arrow-down1external-linkMaxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartmentwww.gcrmag.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-222 days agoShut up and eat your protein bricks and get back to work. You’re not being not paid to ponder things.
minus-squareiamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 days agoWill I be able to afford a house before I turn 70?
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 days agoIf you accrue enough PeasantPoints™ you can cash them in for up an hour each week of House Premium, a virtual home-like experience delivered streaming directly to your government-supplied headset, delight in the following virtual experiences: Dry floors and a roof! Windows with view of tree! Dog! Chair-like fixtures! No ants!
Shut up and eat your protein bricks and get back to work. You’re not being not paid to ponder things.
Will I be able to afford a house before I turn 70?
If you accrue enough PeasantPoints™ you can cash them in for up an hour each week of House Premium, a virtual home-like experience delivered streaming directly to your government-supplied headset, delight in the following virtual experiences: