“Yes, an electronic brain,” said Frankie, “a simple one would suffice.”
“A simple one!” wailed Arthur.
“Yeah,” said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, “you’d just have to program it to say What? and I don’t understand and Where’s the tea? Who’d know the difference?”
Lie to employees, absorb money, travel needlessly, tell everyone to RTO when they are never in the office, take a fat bonus, fire people, bullshit the board and stockholders, pull ripcord on golden parachute, lather rinse repeat.
You’d have to be able to program the AI to do a job so the first thing is figuring out what the hell a CEO actually does.
It’s gotta be said, Zaphod kind of had a point there.
Schedule meetings, attend meeting, tell others to do stuff. Profit.
Naw, MVP in 2 weeks that can write those company-wide emails they do, and then we work with the client and iterate in sprints.
Lie to employees, absorb money, travel needlessly, tell everyone to RTO when they are never in the office, take a fat bonus, fire people, bullshit the board and stockholders, pull ripcord on golden parachute, lather rinse repeat.
Yeah, i think an ai could handle most of that.