“Measure zero times, cut zero times.”
~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is
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https://xkcd.com/3149/ <– shared cartoon
#surveying #surveyor #mapping #spatial #XKCD
@xkcd
Serial killer should really be a spectrum.
The dot as it is just means “serial killer with bad aim”.
or “serial killer who enjoys thoroughly slicing & dicing their victims”
hack, whack, choppin’ that meat
coolest sax solo of all time ensues
Epic Sax Guy is a serial killer confirmed.
I’m reminded of “http-slash-slash-backslash-eacape” and the joke that it’s OJ’s home page URL.
I think that’s Norm McDonald’s joke.
The guy from silence of the lambs was making a dress ffs. That requires measuring.
Do serial killers normally break out the tape measure before cutting into a victim?
I bet you this guy does
And this dapper fellow wouldn't dare build a Christmas tree out of incorrectly sized limbs
“not all serial killers”
My barber would be all the way over on the bottom right. Makes literally like 300 cuts just while I’m there and I’ve never even seen a tape measure anywhere in the shop.
i measured once, cut twice, and its still too short.
Did you remember to use the board stretcher?
Thus, the last thing we can be accused of is having been hasty in convening the Second Congress. We were, in fact, guided by the maxim: measure your cloth seven times before you cut it; and we had every moral right to expect that after the cloth had been cut our comrades would not start complaining and measuring it all over again.
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1904/onestep/a.htm
A serial killing surveyor could totally fuck this whole thing up. Which would probably not be in the top three most objectionable traits of his 🤔
@Viking_Hippie I could say they are all that butt… 😁😉
Don’t measure, cut yourself.
