In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.
Hey this one was NOT my fault, I only work outside of US borders
When air force 1 goes down:
RFK Jr will be very worried that his newly recruited team for the health and human services department had an accident whilst travelling to their new government offices.
Those monkeys are significantly more qualified than any of his current picks.
You’re telling me Dead Alive is real now?
First rule of 12 monkeys club is that you do not talk about 12 monkeys club
Were they jumping on the bed?
Nice
That’s probably for the best. Nobody should be subjected to fox news, or contribute to their ad revenue.
It’s still the net, but it’s not very inter these days
451 is a great error code. It’s a reference to Fahrenheit 451, and is used to indicate government censorship. In this case it’s being used all wrong, and almost ironic in nature.
418 is a fun one too. “I’m a teapot”
418 is always a little disappointing though. Lots of projects out there touting their “full HTCPCP compatibility” when all they do is serve 418 to every request; no actual coffeepots I could find last time I looked.
Sounds like the problem is trying to make teapots capable of coffee pot control protocol.
Right Wing conspiracy in 3… 2…
Driver was drinking Tylenol.
Dang DEI woke monkeys carrying a fake china disease made in a laboratory
Thanks OBiden
The crazy part is they were headed to Florida…
Which means despite all the existing infections, they were likely meant as a control group /s
I feel like I should check on the story in about 28 days…
Also 28 weeks
Don’t bother checking after 28 months though.
Witnesses of the crash:
clears throat WHY?!?!
To give Hollywood some fresh material
This seems adjacent to the plot of Outbreak though
It ain’t even fresh this is straight up the plot of 28 days later!
That’s fresh enough by Hollywood standards.
yeah with the way things have been going this tracks.
I know they would just get in people’s attics and cause mayhem, but Jesus fuck I’ve always wished the American southeast had wild monkeys I am rooting for the sole survivor
Are there 12 of them? Asking for a friend.
Great flick. I think Brad was awesome.
I think he was so convincing that maybe he’s a bit unhinged IRL.
Between that and fight club…
I agree though. Thoroughly fun to watch!
So… Tuesday.
The story has been updated with information from people who know what they’re talking about (as opposed to the idiot sheriff who made that claim)
Fair enough. But I hadn’t posted it for factual value.
Ah yes. I forgot the news, and reality has taken a “Who’s Line is it Anyways?” approach to interpreting reality. Everythings made up, and the points don’t matter.
I commented because I assumed the article had been updated since you posted it but…isn’t this community for real news that looks like satire? Doesn’t the factual value kinda really matter?
one is still on the loose!
I’m pulling for you buddy. Get the revenge you deserve!
