This is just me throwing thoughts out into the void, but…is it possible that turtles can get depression? Maybe it’s not physical health. Maybe it’s mental health. I suggest putting her on a jetski. It’s scientifically impossible to be sad on a jetski.
I’m not sure you know what the term “worried” means. You just described a perfect situation, and I can’t help but notice that pizza wasn’t on the list of things you feed them. We need to fix this.
No no no! You’ve got it all wrong!
See, what you do is use the same password for EVERYTHING! And make it super easy to remember. Even easy to guess in case you forget. Something like “Password1!”. It has all the things! A capitol letter, A number. Even a symbol. So all those pesky sites will be like “You must use a capitol letter, a number, a symbol, and at least 8 characters”. Well then you’ll be like “shut your fucking piehole, I already have that!”
Plus, Password is so easy to guess, nobody would guess you’d be that stupid to use it as your password! It’s the perfect password!
You hear that people? Go set up a camera and show us your genitals! But also, be hot. Or at least interesting. Maybe learn to juggle as you give a blowjob. That’d be fun to watch! If you can do that, the world needs to see it. So why not put it on Lemmy? For the Fediverse!!!
If lemmy had an equivilent of retweeting, I would.
Are they really inept if 40% of the country believe every word?
Trump is the one who said that. It was during a debate leading up to the 2024 election.
Straight male here.
Mamdani’s policies make me hard!
Typos. I was walking while typing this, and my finger must have touched the keyboard a few times.
Everyday I find myself completely baffled by human behavior. There are days I legitimately do not think I’m the same species.
If I hate someone, I genuinely hate 1athem. Like Gary that I worked with in 2003. 20+ years later, and I STILL think he’s one of the biggest 1assholes I ever met.
1At NO POINT do I want Gary porn. Maybe Gary death porn, but not sexual porn. I’d like to see him walk into a walk-in closet, when a bunch of spinning blades shoot out and cut him into tiny dice sized cubes.
But these people claim to hate trans folks, but then go home and beat their meat to them? Where’s the hate then??? If you’re going to hate someone, truely hate them because they stand for everything you dispise. Otherwise, you’re just saying your own values mean nothing to you, and you shouldn’t be taken seriously at face value.
And in this particular case, why even bother hating trans people at all? Just accept trans people for who they are, and bust all the nuts you want without being a hypocrite.
Aside from kids and animals, there aren’t many kinks I’d look down on people for, as long as they’re just true to themselves. I may not like the idea of licking feet, but if thats your thing, own up to it! Be yourself!
Brawndo, it’s what plants crave!
Were your parents also sleeping in this bed when you were? Or did you just take an afternoon nap?
Who are you trying to torture by having trump cuddle them???
And what about drinking water from the garden hose???
Last time I saw Fiji water, it was $8 for a 20oz bottle. Next to it was walgreens brand for 99 cents.
Yeah…they DO get less money. That’s the whole point.
What a fucked up
countryworld we live in now
I would assume it’s along the lines of “hey I found something…”
Followed by “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???”
Yes. A large number of them actually.
Ublock, filter out the term “linux” and “trump” on lemmy.
…huh, look at that. Lemmy has 6 posts total. Thats 2 more than yesterday! The fediverse is growing!