Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.

George Carlin said it best. We want dumb happy obedient workers. Smart enough to runthe machines, but not smart enough to realize how badly they’re getting fucked by the system. So don’t count on the schools to do much more than basic math, and basic skills. Because what helps the elite class screws over the working class. It’s best to start screwing them in kindergarten. Teach them the pledge of allegence, so they feel endebted to our system, and keep them there for their entire lives.

Paraphrasing here, but that’s the jist of a routine he had in the 90s. The important thing to note is that Carlin was NOT a time traveler. He didn’t predict the future. It’s just that we as a society have had the same problems for 100 years, and we never fixed our shit.

No country/regime has ever unconditionally surrendered because of conventional airstrikes and bombardment alone.

Are you forgetting WWII? Japan was setting up for a big American invasion of their islands, expecting millions dead, and then we dropped a nuke. Japan still refused, so we dropped another nuke. Then they surrendered.

You’re assuming that we won’t use nukes, simply because it’s immoral and a huge escalation over nothing. Now look who’s giving the orders. An immoral pedophile who hates anyone mentioning how he’s a pedophile. He’ll do ANYTHING to stop people from mentioning he’s a pedophile. I think that includes nukes. This is the same guy who used the phrase “We’re gonna bomb the shit out of them!”

The paul brothers came from the disney channel?

Damn. I thought they started as youtube vloggers that pissed on a japanese grave or some shit.

Plot twist. It doesn’t take effort. It just comes natural.

Mwap…

Mwap…

Have you tried answering your ears? When my phone rings, I answer it, and it stops ringing.

Downside? You might answer your ears and get told that they’ve been trying yo reach you about your cars extended warrenty.

Uhhhhhh, I think you’re using the bathroom wrong…shouldn’t be any leftovers. It’s not Thanksgiving.

I own no underwear.

I have no idea what you’re trying to say. I’m unclear if I’m just dumb, or if you’re not being clear.

The complete lack of punctuation, save for one period leads me to believe the latter.

There were so many wars that encompassed the greater cold war.

You mentioned some. Vietnam was the big one. There was also USSR vs Afghanistan.

But also tons of smaller wars in Africa. All over the world really. Anytime two powers went to war, the USA and USSR would each pick a side and fund it. Some of these smaller wars outlasted the cold war. One of them went from like the 1970s until 2019. I forget which one, but just watch Oversimplified’s cold war videos. He covers all of them with a quick graphic showing years.

Why the FUCK are they bombing animal shelters??? What POSSIBLE reason could they have for this???

That is absolutely what has BEEN happening!

All throughout the 2010s there was a battle for net neutrality. We lost that fight.

Then they put in the scanners for TSA that take full body nude photos whenever you fly. You can “opt out”, but they intentionally make it a hassle, and make it feel like YOU’RE the asshole for not wanting yourprivacy invaded like that.

Then all the appliances in your home started getting smart, so the internet was slowly becoming less of a luxery, and more of a requirement. Let an entire generation grow up without knowing a world without internet.

Then comes the tracking. We’re entering this phase now.

And eventually you’ll be isolated from society if you don’t consent to being tracked.

I have never had a facebook account. Yet facebook knows my name, my face, my phone number, my address. All of this was never consented by me. You know who did consent to it? My mom. She put me in her contacts list on her phone. She willingly entered all that info, uploaded a photo, and saved it to her phones contacts. Then she downloaded the facebook app. Which promptly asked her if she’d like to import her contacts list into her facebook contacts.

And it’s true that officially facebook isn’t technically part of the government. However, these mega corporations are all in bed with the government. Whatever they want, under this corrupt fascist government, it’s theirs for the taking. Nothing a little bribe can’t solve.

And now you got ICE out on the streets, downloading databases of who they want to oppress, where they live, what they look like.

It’s ALL connected. You are a frog slowly boiling. You don’t think the water is hot because you keep getting used to the tempature increases.

Day 1: Age declaration laws.

Then the public gets used to it. It becomes the norm.

Day 30: Age verification digital ID laws.

“But I don’t have anything to hide!”

Society gets used to it.

Day 60: Always on live digital monitoring stream

“Well I’M not doing anything wrong, and it’s to protect children”

Day 90: Always live camera video/audio feed inside your house.

“Well I don’t have anything to hide! And it’s to help find child predators.”

Ect ect ect ect ect.

The thing to remember here is, they wouldn’t bypass child protection COPPA laws to install age verification if it really was meant to protect children.

Also, YOU don’t get to decide if you have nothing to worry about. YOU don’t get to decide if you’ve done nothing wrong. That’s for the fascists to decide. You won’t know until it’s too late.

“So a man and his injured wolf walk into a bar. Stop me if you’ve heard this one…oh, wait. Sorry, not actually a joke. I was actually reading news headlines…”

I’m pretty sure I almost bought those years ago. Instead I bought the Seinheiser PXC 550. This was 2018. I’ve had to replace the ear padding once. Which was super easy. They just unclip, and the new ones clip right in.

C’Mon…start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

And Iran…Iran so far away! I just Iran…Iran all night and day… I couldn’t get away (from my country starting pointless warsin the middle east)

He had many feelings on an Island too. I don’t like it when trump has feelings…

…ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don’t have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.