Were your parents also sleeping in this bed when you were? Or did you just take an afternoon nap?

Who are you trying to torture by having trump cuddle them???

And what about drinking water from the garden hose???

Last time I saw Fiji water, it was $8 for a 20oz bottle. Next to it was walgreens brand for 99 cents.

Yeah…they DO get less money. That’s the whole point.

What a fucked up country world we live in now

I would assume it’s along the lines of “hey I found something…”

Followed by “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???”

Yes. A large number of them actually.

For moral reasons, I want to be clear. I DO wish death upon trump.

I’m not going to be the guy that causes it, but I will happily celebrate that day HARD!

How about falling into a volcano? Or better yet, post a sign that says “Danger! Volcano ahead!” to which he intentionally disregards, and jumps in!

I thought the sucking teeth thing meant “Yikes” which means they disagree and find it offensive?

And I ran…I ran so far away…

(im a child)

I see someone already is doing the age verification system, but that’s not how this works…

You forgot concussion, and having a stroke.

OP…hey, we care about you. Do you smell toast? Well, let me know if you smell toast. I’m making toast, so if you smell it, it’s probably popped up and ready.

No no no. That’s not the right response! What you should be doing, is burning a fascist.

LUCI!!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ’S TA DOOOOOOO!!!

WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

But then Nestle says “Life? Or profits today?..PROFITS!!! FUCK YO’ WATER SUPPLY!!! I DO WHAT I WANT!!!”

Yes please! I’d love for them to no longer be able to hide behind religion for thestupid things they support.

Because now when a politician says “god told me to starve the poors, and shun the homeless”, I’d love for the pope to say “NO HE DIDN’T!”

Hear that everybody? This guy’s up for anal!

Well, not THAT concerning. Especially considering it’s not real.