

Do you smell toast?


Do you smell toast?


I gotta gesture for ya right 'ere, pal!
Tell your friend to switch…to Windows 3.1!


Ummmmmm…maybe I’m being a cynic here, but, wouldn’t it make more sense to do this AFTER the war?
Last thing you want is to invest all this money, and then…a stray rocket blows up the rails you installed last week.


TBH I’m sick of DailyBeast and Rawstory showing up in my Lemmy feed. I’d argue they violate this community’s “credible sources” rule.
I’ll support that motion.


Pretty soon trump will have to release the epstein sex tapes to distract from the war!


Spork! Obviously!
401.You are not authorized here. You might need to login to see the resource.
Is it supposed to do that? Never seen peertube ask me for an account login before, while telling me I’m unauthorized. Unclear if glitch, or requirement for live streams on peertube.
…the link says youtube.
My biggest issue isn’t the platform. My biggest issue is that 99% of the content is Veronica explaining linux.
Can we…uh…get some OTHER content?


Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.


George Carlin said it best. We want dumb happy obedient workers. Smart enough to runthe machines, but not smart enough to realize how badly they’re getting fucked by the system. So don’t count on the schools to do much more than basic math, and basic skills. Because what helps the elite class screws over the working class. It’s best to start screwing them in kindergarten. Teach them the pledge of allegence, so they feel endebted to our system, and keep them there for their entire lives.
Paraphrasing here, but that’s the jist of a routine he had in the 90s. The important thing to note is that Carlin was NOT a time traveler. He didn’t predict the future. It’s just that we as a society have had the same problems for 100 years, and we never fixed our shit.


No country/regime has ever unconditionally surrendered because of conventional airstrikes and bombardment alone.
Are you forgetting WWII? Japan was setting up for a big American invasion of their islands, expecting millions dead, and then we dropped a nuke. Japan still refused, so we dropped another nuke. Then they surrendered.
You’re assuming that we won’t use nukes, simply because it’s immoral and a huge escalation over nothing. Now look who’s giving the orders. An immoral pedophile who hates anyone mentioning how he’s a pedophile. He’ll do ANYTHING to stop people from mentioning he’s a pedophile. I think that includes nukes. This is the same guy who used the phrase “We’re gonna bomb the shit out of them!”


The paul brothers came from the disney channel?
Damn. I thought they started as youtube vloggers that pissed on a japanese grave or some shit.


Plot twist. It doesn’t take effort. It just comes natural.


Have you tried answering your ears? When my phone rings, I answer it, and it stops ringing.
Downside? You might answer your ears and get told that they’ve been trying yo reach you about your cars extended warrenty.


Uhhhhhh, I think you’re using the bathroom wrong…shouldn’t be any leftovers. It’s not Thanksgiving.


I own no underwear.
Careful. You might find a bunch of linux users pretending to be windows xp users if you’re just offering up free dom services.