Straight male here.

Mamdani’s policies make me hard!

Typos. I was walking while typing this, and my finger must have touched the keyboard a few times.

Everyday I find myself completely baffled by human behavior. There are days I legitimately do not think I’m the same species.

If I hate someone, I genuinely hate 1athem. Like Gary that I worked with in 2003. 20+ years later, and I STILL think he’s one of the biggest 1assholes I ever met.

1At NO POINT do I want Gary porn. Maybe Gary death porn, but not sexual porn. I’d like to see him walk into a walk-in closet, when a bunch of spinning blades shoot out and cut him into tiny dice sized cubes.

But these people claim to hate trans folks, but then go home and beat their meat to them? Where’s the hate then??? If you’re going to hate someone, truely hate them because they stand for everything you dispise. Otherwise, you’re just saying your own values mean nothing to you, and you shouldn’t be taken seriously at face value.

And in this particular case, why even bother hating trans people at all? Just accept trans people for who they are, and bust all the nuts you want without being a hypocrite.

Aside from kids and animals, there aren’t many kinks I’d look down on people for, as long as they’re just true to themselves. I may not like the idea of licking feet, but if thats your thing, own up to it! Be yourself!

Brawndo, it’s what plants crave!

Were your parents also sleeping in this bed when you were? Or did you just take an afternoon nap?

Who are you trying to torture by having trump cuddle them???

And what about drinking water from the garden hose???

Last time I saw Fiji water, it was $8 for a 20oz bottle. Next to it was walgreens brand for 99 cents.

Yeah…they DO get less money. That’s the whole point.

What a fucked up country world we live in now

I would assume it’s along the lines of “hey I found something…”

Followed by “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???”

Yes. A large number of them actually.

For moral reasons, I want to be clear. I DO wish death upon trump.

I’m not going to be the guy that causes it, but I will happily celebrate that day HARD!

How about falling into a volcano? Or better yet, post a sign that says “Danger! Volcano ahead!” to which he intentionally disregards, and jumps in!

I thought the sucking teeth thing meant “Yikes” which means they disagree and find it offensive?

And I ran…I ran so far away…

(im a child)

I see someone already is doing the age verification system, but that’s not how this works…

You forgot concussion, and having a stroke.

OP…hey, we care about you. Do you smell toast? Well, let me know if you smell toast. I’m making toast, so if you smell it, it’s probably popped up and ready.

No no no. That’s not the right response! What you should be doing, is burning a fascist.

LUCI!!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ’S TA DOOOOOOO!!!

WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!