Oh god…they’re just going to keep going, aren’t they? Won’t be long before we get to the 2 million mark.

What??? I thought being part of Federation meant being part of the WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION!

OOOOH YEAH, SEE I’M ALWAYS THINKIN THINKIN THINKIN, YEAH. AND WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, WE DO THING IN THE RING! DIG IT! THE TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR, FUNKY LIKE A MONKEY! OOOOOOH YEEEAAAHHHH!!!

Pomp and circumstance plays over the house speakers

ELIZABETH!!!

Tacos become pizza toppings. Full size tacos, on top of your pizza.

If anyone ever asks “Do we need more tacos?” it becomes your responsibility to slap this individual. Because obviously yes. The answer is ALWAYS yes. Always more tacos. Always.

Has the same ring as “Danny Dan Avidan”.

I was with you on this until that last part.

What are you talking about pissed in public?

Well now this sounds interesting. And I assume it’s open source?

Well, it has been a loong hard day

week

year

decade

life.

It’s been a long hard life. Just think. He’s only 32. He wasn’t even born for 9/11.

Or maybe he was. I’m unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.

Honestly it’s all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily “What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?”

And the answer is always “Yes.”

They didn’t have that scenario in Oregon Trail.

It was always dysentry.

What if he only read the title, but not the article? I haven’t read the article.

When I started reading Darthcapi’s response, I thought “NO VICTIMS??? WHAT ABOUT THE DEER???” And by the end of his comment, I found out the deer is dead.

And now…I guess I agree with Darthcapi. It’s one of those situations where I say I’m fine with whatever a persons kinks are, as long as no one non-consenting is involved.

And…technically I guess this fits that description. But man…

My ability to be accepting of everyone is REALLY being pushed to the limit here.

Honestly, every time I hear about Utah, it’s some dumbass bullshit.

This is the same state that banned masks during covid.

Are you asking people to send you photos of that?

I mean…yeah. The guy who created Bluesky is the same guy who created Twitter originally. What makes you think anything would be different? I’m honestly surprised they’re even humoring the idea of decentralization.

They’re pronounced however I pronounce them!

Done!

Thanks! This worked!

Thanks! This worked.

I’m still not clear how post 1950 governments, especially the united states, never made any effort at all in creating underground cities.

The ONLY reason we haven’t paid for it, is because the USSR wasn’t actually dumb enough to start the nuclear war. Because there were times where we sure were.

But in any event, if you put a city 2 miles underground, you can bomb the fuck out of the surface. It’s just grass.

Obviously you can’t make the whole country underground, but you could make individual cities. Concentrated pockets of people, all safe from all bombs.

Although, if we transitioned 100% to that model in the 1950s, covid in 2020 may have been 10000x worse.

So, you take the good, you take the bad, you put them together, and what do you get? The facts of life. The facts of life.

Oh yeah? Well I live in Cleveland! Here’s some chocolate, because we have the better food! Not to mention the romanburger!

When you get your measles vaccines, the nurse says you’ll “feel a little prick”.

THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT!!!