The boss walks in, there’s someone on the phone for you:
- Phone: “Hi, I’m the leader person behind that book/television/film franchise you complain about online and gee-whiz, you’re right! We want you to run things from here on out.”
- You: “Do I get supreme retcon powers?”
- Phone: “Of course! We’ll even retroactively edit in your changes!”
Huh, that was easy. What are you changing?
I’m shocked nobody has said game of thrones yet
Fine, I’ll tackle it. It now ends like The Village. They were all in a big Renaissance Faire the whole time. The organizers are arrested and placed in the backs of police cruisers.
A Song of Ice and Fyre Festival.
Everybody’s hoping GRRM is already on the task.
I dunno, I think a lot of people have given up that hope by now…
The real religion behind GoT.