Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agoFlorida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrestwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1245arrow-down12
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minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·8 hours agoFlorida: [Alcoholic bath salts devourer hits wall.] EuroLemmy: Americans don’t believe in mental health Americans: [Grind jaws, sniff reflexively]
minus-squaremoncharleskey@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoUuuuh, what are you talking about?
Florida: [Alcoholic bath salts devourer hits wall.]
EuroLemmy: Americans don’t believe in mental health
Americans: [Grind jaws, sniff reflexively]
Uuuuh, what are you talking about?
[Nonsensical jargon]