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We’re going to scan your face and hope you’re dumb enough to pull a fast one on us. We hope this process identifies you but if it doesn’t, we’re going to let you through anyway, but only for ten days. You know, in case you get radicalized or, gain a few pounds or something.
The time it took to align your greasy mug and snap a photo cost us $298, we can only assume, but we’re charging YOU $45 so we can appease the right wing dummies who hate gubmint & taxes.
Security through obscurity, not even the right reasons
We’re going to scan your face and hope you’re dumb enough to pull a fast one on us. We hope this process identifies you but if it doesn’t, we’re going to let you through anyway, but only for ten days. You know, in case you get radicalized or, gain a few pounds or something. The time it took to align your greasy mug and snap a photo cost us $298, we can only assume, but we’re charging YOU $45 so we can appease the right wing dummies who hate gubmint & taxes. Security through obscurity, not even the right reasons