Crossposted from https://feddit.uk/post/43715499
Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.
But wait… Isn’t he much too young to have fought in WWI?
It actually was shot into it’s great grandmothers abdomen and has been carried through birth in each generation. Now that the carrier is a man medics actually care about it.
The shell time traveled and hit him straight in the ass
Dear me, what bad luck this poor lad has!