• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    If everybody has a knife, then nobody has one.

    Instead of getting smacked on the butt, newborn babies should be handed a switchblade so they can protect themselves.

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      Agreed.

      Also, if everybody has a knife, the cartel that slaps those impossible-to-tear plastic collars over the necks of bottles of salad dressing and soy sauce will no longer hold any power over us.