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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 小时前

Wastewater testing reveals high levels of cocaine in Nantucket, Massachusetts

www.theguardian.com

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Wastewater testing reveals high levels of cocaine in Nantucket, Massachusetts

www.theguardian.com

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 小时前
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Up to three times national average of metabolite produced by human drug’s use was found in town’s wastewater

cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/181612

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com
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    What the fuck else is there to do in Nantucket?

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      Well, according to the rhymes then…

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      Well, according to the poem, if a certain part of your anatomy is long enough, you could suck it.

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    There once was a man from Nantucket

    Who swore he could handle the bucket.

    White lines led the way

    Till his pulse slipped away,

    Now the docks keep the secret he plucked it.

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      This is beautiful.

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