Ah, sorry. My adblocker blocks those annoyong popups. I had no idea.
The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.
Finally, some classic Onion writing…
…wait, what do you mean this is real‽
Eat the rich!
I used to use μLauncher and KISS Launcher. The former is available on Accrescent, while the latter looks nice.
You don’t, and neither do I.
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
The world isn’t real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
We honestly need a !notnotnottheonion now…
US economy crashing again in 3…2…1…
For you, I’d recommend trying Logseq. It wasn’t for me, but feature-wise it might be what you’re looking for.
Failing that, using todo.txt for your notes might work better. However, the only usable app on iOS for this is SwiftoDo, and you would need to figure out how to sync the file yourself.
Instead of this:
cout << "Hello world.\n";
You can do this:
cout << "Hello world." << endl;
I thought the CIA always maintained that they had nothing to do with Lee Harvey Oswald or the JFK assassination?