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Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

After some investigation, they determined dye had rubbed off his unwashed bedsheets.

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I never knew you had to wash your sheets before you slept on them

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