• Mac@mander.xyz
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    16 hours ago

    This is why you should always google really funny shit before committing a crime.

    “How to not incriminate myself but make the query so funny that it shows up in the court docs”

    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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      8 hours ago

      “The suspect had a dozen copies of a 10hr looped video of a man shattering a jar in his anus on their phone.”

      Have fun watching that, detective.