“Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”

“You believe in surprise, much more so than us.”

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Not only is this… perhaps one of the most insulting things you could possibly say, so insulting that … basically every extremely formally well-mannered Japanese politician or attache in that room actually completely lost their composure…

    Why Donald, WHY WAS IT that Japan did a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor?

    Was it maybe because, I don’t fucking know… they didn’t have sufficient access to oil resources?!

    I want to beat Trump to death with a phone book.

    God fucking damnit.

    … This unimaginable shitstain needs to be fed his own teeth, through his nose.

    I’ve met an ex-Yakuza once.

    Had an interesting night at a bar once, we bonded over martial arts.

    … I can only imagine his reaction to this.

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        2 days ago

        No I remembered. It’ll be really funny if it turns out America’s oil-motivated sneak attack is how the giant ultimately goes back to sleep. I could see this disaster unfolding with the winding down of the military industrial complex following a massive economic collapse and the loss of status as world reserve currency, so it’s not the silliest hypothetical I can cook up.