“Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”
“You believe in surprise, much more so than us.”
“Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Ok, why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”
“You believe in surprise, much more so than us.”
Not only is this… perhaps one of the most insulting things you could possibly say, so insulting that … basically every extremely formally well-mannered Japanese politician or attache in that room actually completely lost their composure…
Why Donald, WHY WAS IT that Japan did a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor?
Was it maybe because, I don’t fucking know… they didn’t have sufficient access to oil resources?!
I want to beat Trump to death with a phone book.
God fucking damnit.
… This unimaginable shitstain needs to be fed his own teeth, through his nose.
I’ve met an ex-Yakuza once.
Had an interesting night at a bar once, we bonded over martial arts.
… I can only imagine his reaction to this.
Wait wait I thought I was the only person on here who knew about the oil embargo
No I remembered. It’ll be really funny if it turns out America’s oil-motivated sneak attack is how the giant ultimately goes back to sleep. I could see this disaster unfolding with the winding down of the military industrial complex following a massive economic collapse and the loss of status as world reserve currency, so it’s not the silliest hypothetical I can cook up.