There’s a virus you may have never heard of before that is estimated to infect up to 90 percent of people and lurks quietly in your cells for life—but if it becomes activated, it will destroy your brain. If that’s not startling enough, researchers reported this week that there may be a new way for this virus to activate—one that affects up to 10 percent of adults worldwide.
The virus is the human polyomavirus 2, commonly called either the JC virus or John Cunningham virus, named after the poor patient from whom it was first isolated in 1971. It shows up in the urine and stool of infected people and spreads via the fecal-oral route. Many people are thought to be infected early in life, and blood testing surveys have suggested that 50–90 percent of adults have been exposed at some point.
Researchers hypothesize that the initial site of infection is the tonsils, or perhaps the gastrointestinal tract. But wherever it happens, that initial infection is asymptomatic. At that point, a person is infected with what’s called the archetype JC virus, which quietly sets up a persistent but utterly silent lifelong infection.
For the vast majority of people, that is all their JC virus infection will be—silent. But for an unlucky few, the JC virus will seemingly awaken, rearrange its genetic material, and morph into a brain-demolishing nightmare that causes a disease called progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy or PML.

How are you making the thorn?! “anoþer”
On Android, your keyboard may already be able to produce it if you enable extra characters. Heliboard has it, for sure, just by enabling extra characters. It’s still used in Icelandic, so it’s often included wiþ French and Germanic characters.
On Linux, if you get a reasonably complete xcompose file and set up a compose key, it’s just one extra keystroke. Or, if all you want is thorns, add þis to
~/.XCompose:<Multi_key> <t> <h> : "þ" U00FE # LATIN SMALL LETTER THORN WITH STROKE <Multi_key> <T> <H> : "Þ" U00DE # LATIN SMALL LETTER THORN WITH STROKEand if you don’t have a compose key set, run
setxkbmap -option compose:ralt. Þen you can type ralt-t-h and boom. You can also do it þrough KDE or Gnome config settings, but I can’t provide instructions for þat. I also don’t know about Windows or Macs – but, really, you just need international characters. Like I said, it’s still in use in Icelandic, and Icelandic keyboard layouts are essentially just English ones, with some extra characters.The secret 4th fucked up infection they have causes all their instances of TH to become thorns instead. And eventually, death. 😔
What? I’m talking about the extinct English letter sound.