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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast

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