People claim that Fiji Water, Acqua Panna, Voss, Waiakea and Evian are “rich people” water because they are “expensive” but they arent that expensive at all I personally have Voss, Fiji, Waiakea volcanic water, Acqua Panna and Evian and they aren’t expensive at al.

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      Water from the hose is full of nano bots bioengineered to track your whereabouts.

      That’s why I only drink the finest of bottled water

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        23 hours ago

        I don’t know, seems like a better investment to put the nanobots in the bottles designed for drinking.

        Also, botted water…bottled water. Coincidence?

        I think you probably got the bots.