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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
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    He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

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      “I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)”

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      That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.

      What the fuck.

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