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silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak On Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

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The President of the United States, Donald Trump, is a deranged old pervert whose brain, long since sodden and pitted from a lifetime of indulgence and Diet Coke, is foaming out of his ears. Over the weekend he wigged out and posted some floridly unhinged shit on his busted little playpen social-media site about how…
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    I’ve never seen him nor batman in the same room, but I’ve also never seen Batman kill people and rape children either

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      Batman killed a bunch of henchmen. He just didn’t kill the person ordering them around. Which is on par with him being a billionaire.

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