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minus-squarecultsuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2 years agoIs masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder? If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 years ago🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶
minus-squareRiccosuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoIf it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂
minus-squareWhatAmLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoWomen are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.
minus-squareRiccosuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·2 years agoIt was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP’s initial comment.
minus-squareWhatAmLemmy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoOh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it’s not.
minus-squarePeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 years agoI’m going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they’ll have to cum and take it.
minus-squarePhAzE@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 years agoYou could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they’re super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.
minus-squarebrygphilomena@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoBut then risk of a single power outage and you’ll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.
minus-squareGoodEye8@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMasturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.
Is masturbation going to considered mass murder? Or premeditated mass murder?
If life begins at conception, can we get some tax laws changed to reflect that?
🎶🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵🎶
If it is then about 90% of us are gonna be serial killers 😂
Women are the target. Men will not be prosecuted unless they help women.
It was a masterbation joke. I was trying to make light of the situation based on OP’s initial comment.
Oh I know. Mine should be a joke, but it’s not.
I’m going to keep fapping every time I get horny and if the feds want me to give up my porn, they’ll have to cum and take it.
You could have 100 ivf embryos setup and claim them as dependants and they’re super cheap to provide for. Just a freeze tank.
But then risk of a single power outage and you’ll be on death row for the murder of 100 kids.
Masturbation? No. Menstruation? Yes.