Donald Trump’s favorite judge is suddenly losing law clerks.
Judge Aileen Cannon has been moving alarmingly slowly in setting up a trial date for Donald Trump’s classified documents criminal case—but it may not be a bid to help out the man who appointed her.
As of Thursday, the Florida judge had lost at least two law clerks in the last six months, who up and quit on her rather than finish out their one-year terms, according to several sources within Cannon’s legal circuit that spoke with attorney David Lat.
The rarity of multiple clerks leaving their posts can’t be understated, especially considering that judges typically hire just two or three clerks per annum. As Lat notes in his Substack Original Jurisdiction, “a law clerk’s role is substantive, not clerical or administrative.” Clerks are more like a judge’s right and left hands—they help the judiciary conduct research, prepare for trials, and draft opinions. Clerkships are highly competitive, and one serving a federal judge would otherwise be considered résumé gold, so it’s certainly curious that they seem to be fleeing her bench.
From the article…
“Because a clerkship typically lasts one year and is an extremely valuable credential, most clerks will ‘ride it out’ instead of quitting, even if they’re miserable or have issues with their judge,”
Clerking for a federal judge is a huge get.
It exposes you to trail, a diversity of legal cases, and how a judge thinks. There aren’t a lot of federal judges and the people that clerk for them tend to come from prestigious schools and the top of their class.
Of course, that can’t be great when the judge you are working for is a partisan hack who had zero court experience before becoming a judge and did not clerk for a federal judge. She was one of many Trump appointees the bar association ranked as “unqualified”.
But she cozied up to the federalist society, which is how she got appointed.
So basically these clerks were probably more qualified than their boss?
Actually… yeah. And they had better education
Failing up is amazing
This is a huge sign that dishonest shit is going on and these clerks want nothing to do with it. INVESTIGATE, but be aware that Republicans are extremely accomplished at hiding their crimes.
Only way to remove her is impeachment. That will never fly as Republican fascists only care about the power she gives and not the Constitution or law.
If Democrats had any spine, they’d at least expand the size of the federal bench (at least double, maybe even double again) and dilute her influence. Federal judges have too big of a caseload already, and the size hasn’t expanded with the population for a while, so there are good non-political reasons for doing this.
Gosh, I don’t know, maybe people realize how disastrous it’ll be to be associated with her.
I hope somebody has an investigator crawling up her ass the way they did Fani Willis.
Can we GoFundMe a private investigator?
I’d give to that person’s patreon
I’m not readily skeeved by differences in people, but I’ll be honest, this woman creeps me out hard. Her eyes, specifically. Something absolutely NOT right in there, and that’s before you get to all the weirdness regarding Trump.
And that involves her placing her entire judicial career on the line time after time, even risking censure and certainly many appeals, to help the con man that is Donald Trump by making obviously partisan and overtly inexplicable rulings in his favor, not once but regularly. As though she’s placing herself like a cloak over legal puddles in his way, daring anyone to stop her, chivalrously rescuing him from his own repercussions.
It’s ALL weird with her. ALL bizarre and inexplicable, even from the standpoint of everyday banal corruption. People who throw events for cash, be it a baseball game or a court case, are generally a bit more slick about it, trying to justify it with bullshit that’s less overtly attention grabbing, and not Every Single Time it’s in their hands, like someone who’s on the take but still wants to have a career to show for it at the end.
With her, it’s almost like she wants everyone to see that she’s throwing rulings for Trump. Rather than a payoff or gratitude for her appointment, it’s more like she’s actively in love with him and has some kind of personal fixation/fantasy with him that she proves to him from her professional occupation as often as she can.
And then there’s her creepy ass alien eyes.
So for me, the real question is how she keeps clerks at all.
This semi-reminds me of that journalist who blew up her marriage and life by falling in love with Martin Shkreli.
Damn you for making a Internet rabbit hole for me tonight. Also thanks.
Probably because they can see the writing on the fuckin’ wall lmao
Clerking for a federal judge is a very prestigious job for a law school graduate. They only quit if they get a better offer or are uncomfortable with being associated with the judge’s incompetence.
I can see a classmate tipping them off that something is going down and they need to gtfo.
shes a conservative puppet. she doesnt care about law, why would she care about the loss of these clerks? she can potentially use this to slow down her already glacier-like blowjob of donalds case
One turned to the other and said, “Hans… Are we the baddies?”
Probably don’t want to be implicated in anything would be my guess.
Resume gold alchemically turns into a career lead weight perhaps.
Alright Wikipedia editors, please make so that these shit apples don’t fall far from this shit tree. These clerks knew exactly what they were doing working with her. Probably taking jobs at the Heritage Foundation now
Being a clerk for a federal judge is a plumb assignment for a young lawyer. There’s only a handful of openings. They can’t afford to be choosy about what judge they serve under, and their politics do not necessarily align at all.
The reason this is so shocking is precisely because at least one of them bailed early for no discernible reasons. One of them decided to raise a kid, but the other one just up and left. If anything, it suggests that even the prestige of the position wasn’t enough to put up with Cannon’s bullshit.
That’s apologist cynical nonsense. cannon was recently appointed by trump and known to not be fit for the position from GO. Human beings have autonomy.
“Yeah, I knew the factory ground up babies, but you don’t understand… You see I wanted the career advancement towards the top of my field so you just have to go with it”
Wtf, bud?
Do you agree with everything your employer does? Because I sure as hell don’t. We all have to compromise to some level.
I wouldn’t apply if my prospective employer was the equivalent of a trump appointment unqualified, unethical “judge” - again not sure you’re getting the fact that she was a known quantity when they applied for the clerkships.
I wouldn’t apply to that position because of my own morals, but also because of know that it would be poison to my resume - unless I was of course content to work for a series of the same broken assholes for the rest of my career (and in that scenario, I’m also a broken asshole).
Are you just being a contrarian for the sake of it? because you don’t have an argument here.
Yup, that’s law
Just another reason to delay, delay, delay.
