Delphia@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoI threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?message-squaremessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareI threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?Delphia@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoLoved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar … Hello is there an Amanda there? Uh … I don’t know, let me check. Yeah the last name is Huggenkis. OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS??? bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
minus-squareTORFdot0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 months agoWhy oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss? Maybe your standards are too high!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoWAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh … I don’t know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Why oh why can’t I find Amanda huggankiss?
Maybe your standards are too high!
WAIT A MINUTE!!! … WHY YOU LITTLE!!! … WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU … I’M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND USE IT TO PAINT MY BOAT!!!