TryingSomethingNew@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1273arrow-down1external-link"Programming Sucks"www.stilldrinking.orgTryingSomethingNew@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMajinBlayze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-22 年前In about 2 weeks this will be 10 years old
minus-squareTryingSomethingNew@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 年前And I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-22 年前Mel, a real programmer! I’d add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it’s one of my favorite bits on the internets
minus-squareMrAlternateTape@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it’s true, we add way too much stuff we don’t need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It’s perfect.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-22 年前Don’t forget about the sequels: http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com https://perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com https://evenbettermotherfucking.website https://bestmotherfucking.website https://thebestmotherfucking.website https://thebestmotherfuckingwebsite.co
minus-squarequantenzitrone@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前everything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 年前Nah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.
minus-squareTryingSomethingNew@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前Years ago. LOL. Today’s my XKCD 10000 for this particular post, though.
In about 2 weeks this will be 10 years old
And I’m honestly astonished I’d never come across this before. This ranks up there with the story of Mel.
Mel, a real programmer!
I’d add a motherfucking website. While not exactly a story, it’s one of my favorite bits on the internets
I knew this one, but I enjoy it everytime. Because it’s true, we add way too much stuff we don’t need, and that page loads instantly and gets the point across. It’s perfect.
Don’t forget about the sequels:
everything beyond https://motherfuckingwebsite.com is worse imo
Nah, it takes very little effort or compute to get something much much better in pretty much every aspect.
Shades of Maddox. Love it!
Just wait until you find the daily wtf!
Years ago. LOL. Today’s my XKCD 10000 for this particular post, though.