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mao@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

Damn no integrated advanced AI-driven solution that analyzes patterns and just predicts the errors? 🤨

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Damn no integrated advanced AI-driven solution that analyzes patterns and just predicts the errors? 🤨

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mao@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • Magister@lemmy.world
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    I’m grepping log since the 80s/90s, still do

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      I have scripts to ssh and grep my logs across multiple VMs. Way faster than our crap Splunk instance. Pipe that shit through awk and I can find anything!

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      10 years give and take

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        Well buddy, no need to be so greedy. Around here people just do a give or take, not both.

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          -10+10=0

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            Well exactly. 10 years give and take means exactly 10 years. 10 years give OR take is a way to say it may be a little more or a little less.

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              Yeah then I can’t be greedy, I took exactly 0 years

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                What about leap seconds?

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