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Midnight@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear

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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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County sheriff says bear by side of highway in Santa Rosa Beach is ‘clearly not in the mood for pictures’
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    On the bright side, this is a self-solving problem.

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      Yeah, but when the poor boy chomps down on some dumbass with a cell phone that whole community’s going to want it dead. :(

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        Technically speaking it’s still a self-solving problem in that case also.

        But you are correct. The human is the most dangerous animal on the planet.

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        Harambe 2: Bear

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        Them*

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      I’m patiently waiting for the “Find Out” follow up story

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      Darwin works in many mysterious/logical ways.

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