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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Australis13@fedia.io
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    10 months ago

    As someone who has inherited code like that, I would like to strangle the first programmer in the comic.

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      10 months ago

      “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.”

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        The use of “would have” instead of “will have” is making my eye twitch…

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        I know him, for he is me.

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      you should thank them for the long term employment

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