oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1197arrow-down1external-linkNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comoleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429 Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·2 months agoThey’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
minus-squareproudblond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·2 months agoI thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-22 months agoIt’s nottheonion 🙃 Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoi was just talking about goldfish two days ago
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoUnfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
minus-squareChaosCoati@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoFor one week. And they can only be bought online.
minus-squareschizo@forum.uncomfortable.businesslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWell, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
It’s nottheonion 🙃
Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
i was just talking about goldfish two days ago
I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
For one week. And they can only be bought online.
Well, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
Thank you.