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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago

How much flow and volume from urination do you need to levitate your whole body for two seconds off the floor?

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How much flow and volume from urination do you need to levitate your whole body for two seconds off the floor?

IninewCrow@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago
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    It’s not a question of if your urinary tract will explode, but where.

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      we can rebuild him we have the technology

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      I guess we’ll have to keep experimenting to determine which parts need the reinforcing in order to achieve our goal of two second levitation

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        But reinforcement makes you heavier and you’re back to the drawing board!

        It might be easier to first chop arms and legs off to save the excess weigh.lt.

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