Are they putting a time limit on the war, or will they only deliver them once there’s some kind of armistice?

Maybe next year he can get the Nobel substitute the CCP created a few years ago.

Ah yes, Elon Musk, who’s famed for the quality of his tunnels

You know for a fact that the Trump Lady Liberty will look a lot sexier than the old one. She’ll look like a possibly trafficked Eastern European “fashion model” and leave little to the imagination. Which will trigger some liberals and radical leftists, but Trump’s fine with that.

Theoretically, you could just about transport soldiers with these. Though whether there are any applications in which the added weight of a human makes more sense than guns/bombs/ammo/sensors is not sure.

They invented the Cybertruck?

They can still play in Germany

That message looks cutesy and whimsical, but would be hard to understand for users with a limited command of English. Though given that it’s Hyprland, concern for the untermenschen is probably not to be expected

Thanks; that worked

I literally couldn’t read the article, as it kept reloading the page every few seconds, jumping out of reader view and to its fundraising banner. I’m guessing that’s some kind of copy protection against people not looking at ads or something. In any case, it worked.

Aren’t they also a lot stealthier and harder to shoot down than anything Ukraine currently has?

You can make them modular, with telescoping rails, for portability. The blade needs to be weighted, but the weight can consist of a stack of weights, like on gym equipment. In fact, you could probably repurpose a bench press machine into a guillotine with a few minor modifications.

We, as a civilisation, have finally made the FlushMe app real. Well done.

Corporate-provided AI “counselling” for stressed employees is the soothing pastoral scenes painted on the walls of the abattoir.

That’s this cursed timeline’s equivalent of Mitsubishi MDMA pills

A pizza you can make in a toaster oven

They could have kept the acronym and called it the Department of Dominance

Next, Germany needs to start taking down the ones spying on NATO supply routes.

On a large scale, doomed (see also: the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

On a personal scale, not having children is a perfectly legitimate choice.

The people who believe in keeping their wealth in imaginary computer money also being into vibe-coding is the most hilarious possible outcome. It’s an inexhaustible cavalcade of clownfuckery.