The White House and the US president have remained ominously silent following Thursday’s call with Trump – a stark contrast to the usually upbeat social media updates that follow such conversations.
The KGB has had a file on Krasnov since the time Putin was on their staff, so I’m sure he has a detailed guide on how to string him along, comprised of input from four decades of handlers.
Probably went something like this.
“Hello Mr. Pjytin.”
“I stopped supporting Ukraine”
“Can we have peace now?”
“Why are you laughing?”
“…”
“Hello”
“…”
“Hello”
“…”
“Can I still have my Trump tower in Moscow?”
“…”
“Hello”
“…”
“You are still laughing and I hear you also have friends there too”
“…”
“Can you hear me?”
“…”
“I have Miller here. His a funny guy. Maybe he can tell that one funny story about this Floyd guy.”
“…”
“Hello”
“…”
“I can be your friend too”
“…”
“please”
The KGB has had a file on Krasnov since the time Putin was on their staff, so I’m sure he has a detailed guide on how to string him along, comprised of input from four decades of handlers.