It’s never happened. Everyone is saying so. Very biggly.

Except it absolutely has happened…

The invisible perforated line. It tears exactly 0.75" at a time. It’s best to just use a knife.

I put on my robe and wizard hat!

Drones and meat. Only 1 tank. This can’t go on forever.

At least you only need a one-way ticket. Your return flight will be at no cost to you. Although the destination is not negotiable.

I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation.

And why United Healthcare shareholders sued over losing a tiny bit of money while dealing with the murder of their CEO. People are just people; money is the only driving force in our economy.

“That’s defamation.”

“… But you literally said it on live TV…”

Remember, it’s all projection. They know what they’re doing.

I don’t know why this isn’t the default option. If I have a timer running, I want it to survive a reboot.

The profitable solution!

Make sure you have this option checked:

With 120%. Best student that teacher ever met! Everyone is saying so.

…Good?

Turns out they didn’t have planes 2000 years ago. Oops.

Casualties. Last I checked, I think deaths accounted for something like 1/4 to 1/3 of the total.

0 tanks, 5 armored troop carriers, and still more than 900 dead. Amazing how long this meat grinder can keep up. Fuck Russia.

Sweet. Free drone! But, you may want to disarm it first…

Still, always good practice to change your password after this sort of leak. However unlikely it is that someone could access your account, it’s never a bad idea.