FYI your first link isn’t actually inside of your spoiler tag

Sorry, I forgot this was a thing with Wired articles (I don’t read regularly enough for it to usually be a problem) - I’ll add an archive link to the OP

ChatGPT’d UNO was not on my bingo card

There does seem to be an at least western-media-reportable level of known-prior-cannibalism amongst the current forces: https://www.bbc.com/audio/play/p0gvsjgz [it’s audio only, sorry - first reputable source I could find]

Whether they knew for the specific person in the current report or not, no idea

Weird kink, but we support you xo

Orgasms for peace

Even the video footage would fit right in as B-roll in an Onion video, completely absurd that the chase lasted an hour like that lol

https://lemmy.world/post/30798447

Kinda scary that the threadi (??) instance with the (probably) second-highest active users struggled enough to warrant a shutdown :(

This section shall be known and may be cited as the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

OP has been mislead by Big Ejaculation /s

satire_irl: Trump forgets instructions to not mention Canada again until future governor Poilievre has won election

Apparently media doesn’t know as of yesterday: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mount-fuji-climber-rescued-twice-returned-to-get-phone/

It was not known whether he was able to find his phone in the end, local media reported.

I’m still a bit surprised (though not unpleasantly) at the little microcosm of activity that these daily threads have.

There’s a question I’ve been asking people for a while, might as well ask here too: what gets you up in the morning?

A more onion-y title would be something like “Conservative commentator quotes Marx, calls for mass protests and strikes”.

The actual title is more just !ironicorsurprisingnews than !nottheonion material imo

Edit: You’ve editorialized the title?

Posts must be:

1. Links to news stories from…
2. …credible sources, with…
3. …their original headlines, that…
4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Unless it was changed post-publication, the original is

Conservative NYT Columnist David Brooks Calls for ‘National Civic Uprising’ to Defeat Trumpism – Complete With ‘Mass Rallies, Strikes’

Imo that’s actually more onion-y than the changed title

The two of you clearly complete each other for a perfect 10/10 couple. Time to get hitched?

Thanks! I did actually Ctrl+F the first two pages but that post has unfortunately not federated to me so I can’t see it on my instance! The woes of federated social media :(

https://fedia.io/media/76/9c/769c2c9146db022100a057732ac38d2502b3a8edc32068b3ff484e43006bed7b.png

I’ll delete the post to preempt anyone else from getting upset at me despite doing nothing wrong 🫠

I do sometimes worry about how posting the joke-y stuff can distract from the important stuff, but I guess there’s also value in being able to have a laugh

https://youtu.be/8ruJBKFrRCk

Weirdly grateful right now that lemmy image embeds don’t work properly on mbin (they fall back to being ordinary URLs) 🫠

There is !notnottheonion@lemmy.ml but it’s basically the same as !theonion@sh.itjust.works and !theonion@midwest.social