The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.
[…] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer. […]
Archived: https://archive.is/5Bg9m
He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.
On an account that he paid someone to grind up
In this stream he kept failing on the tutorial boss, so I dont think it was his competency stand-in.
You’d think he’d pay someone better to play
He sat in front of a screen while his stunt double played.
Then his stunt double sucks at the game too.
He doesn’t use computers in the same way he doesn’t abuse ketamine.
Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!
Psh, no way Musk could afford to fake a drug test. Fake urine costs like $30!
Well we all knew he wasn’t the one playing the path of exile
He was using Neuralink and is playing with 1% of his brain capacity at all times. Trust.
So are we not doing perjury anymore?
In America, perjury is inversely proportional to your financial value.
You can’t tweet without a computer. It may be a mobile one, but even that is a computer. This is a stupid claim which could only fool an idiot.
So depending on the judge, we’ll just see what happens…
Most people draw a distinction between a phone/tablet vs a desktop/laptop. It’s not a distinction that can be easily defined, but most people instinctively categorize them as such.
But regardless, the issue at hand has nothing to do with that definition. The discovery process requires them to process any applicable devices that might have info, potentially including all of the above (and more). His team said they already did his phone, but that the laptop in question is not used by him. His opponents say that he has not complied with the requirements of discovery.
The judge will rule on whether that laptop is included in the discovery order.
A particularly fancy drainage pipe is a computer. I think its reasonable to make the distinction that a phone /= computer for the sake of normal definitions.
At which point does it become a computer? Raspberry is smaller than a phone. Steam deck feels like a phone, but runs linux. My old PDA that looks like a smartphone is definitely by definition a pocket computer. If I can make calls with my PC, is it by definition my phone?
How many batteries do you need to push into a power bank for it to be defined as a power station? I’ll shut up now.
All ridiculouness aside like him showing videos of him playing games, I was gonna be like, how do you suppose he sends emails or writes his posts on X?
But they counted his phone as something separate to a computer.
Meh, doesn’t use his brain either.
Does he even possess one?
I bet he’s got at least one, in a jar or something.
hey leave us organ collectors out of this
So, Elon, you said that you totally legit play PoE 2, but you also said you didn’t use computers. So which is it?
Which is it, Elon?
A liar’s lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!
The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.
Didnt he have a big thing about getting bigger monitors in the white house so he could game?
They clearly have no idea what a computer is.
You mean the amount of bribery makes them have “no active memory” of Elon using a computer
All Tesla cars have computers inside.
“It’s all computer”
Doesn’t use his brain either.
“cannot” or “does not”
Shan’t not
He doesn’t use drugs either
