Yeah coffee shops even are crazy where I live. $8 for a latte the other day

Without the flag I wouldn’t be able to tell if these idiots were Russian or Americans

Used to work at a warehouse driving lift trucks and forklifts. One guy out of nowhere turns into an aisle and smashes into a stack of 50" tvs. And this was back in the day when those things were like $2k each.

We go check on it and dude reeks of spiced rum. The stinkiest of liquors. He is shit faced. He had a bottle in his locker and kept going back for more. Fired on the spot.

Tbf that warehouse was wild, half the employees were ex cons and everyone was always doing stupid stuff

Where are you going to a cafe or restaurant that didn’t also double their prices? Fast food is still eaten cause the restaurants also jacked up the prices. I’m Canadian and I took my wife and two little kids for breakfast. Our bill came out to over $100. For two full breakfasts and a couple of orders of pancakes You’re also assuming everyone lives where you do and cafes and local eateries are abundant. Most places don’t have anything but fast food and pizza available.

I grew up in an evangelical community, and Trump fits the exact definition and description of the anti Christ that we were given, even down to his ability to fool Christians into following him.

I’m sooooo close with French. I just need to buckle down for like a couple weeks and I’ll be fluent I think. I’ve always heard that’s a good one.

I dunno about useful but Japanese is beautiful and I want to learn it

What’s worse is they’re now acting like they got one over on the Democratic party like “ha, stupid Democratic party. I bet they won’t learn”. Like what? You played YOURSELVES, you’re the ones who are gonna suffer. You fucked yourselves over just to spite Harris? Wtf??

Your high school diploma. Nobody ever asks for it. No job I have ever held has asked for proof that I completed high school which I didn’t. My last job had a class they wanted me to take at a night school and that’s when they realized I didn’t have it after 7 years of competent, exceptional work, so they just shrugged and got me in there anyways

Like the Segway guy who died by riding his Segway off a cliff

Does he know that women like nuns, and many others throughout history had short hair? Idiot. This is like that episode of it’s always Sunny turned to 11, the one where Dennis wants to shut down the salon giving women short haircuts

There’s a banked potato spot in my city that sells just baked potatoes with like 50 variations on the menu. You can get a baked potato topped with anything from chilly to brisket, vegetables, etc

Oh god, not everything has to loop back to this

I wish we had more actresses with muscles. Imagine a wonder woman movie where wonder woman actually looks like an Amazon who has been working out all day every day for decades

I love death proof. Wearing a death proof t shirt right now. People shit on this movie for some reason? It was short, and fun. Some people said there’s too much talking, but it’s Tarantino so it’s not like the talking bits are boring? Dude is a master of dialogue

I don’t think deliverance counts, it was a AAA movie with an A list cast

I tried reading the book but it was too much for me, so the series was easier to follow. I also tried listening to an audio book of tale of two cities but couldn’t get past the narrator constantly changing voices and accents for characters. I prefer when they just read

I really liked the series with Paul Dano

I couldn’t get through the DaVinci code, it had such a weird writing style and format if I remember right

Americans only care about the slaughter of innocents when CNN tells them to. Y’all murdered my people indiscriminately, and to this day you call us slurs and moralize to the world about not having wars

Every human ever has believed this. Christians have believed they’re the last generation for 2,000 years now