My parents used to take us to Florida in January in the 90s. It was nice and not crowded, including Disney World. It’s probably not the same anymore though.

She’s a Kardashian. Unfortunately, I know this.

I heard you need to file every year even if you’ve never lived in the US.

Have you tried putting your toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower? I’ve struggled with brushing my whole life and this is the only thing I’ve ever tried that actually worked. I also put a brush and paste at every sink but the only time I can ever actually manage to brush is in the shower.

I don’t like them but they’re at least practical.

Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I’m not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.

It’s the most disgusting smell. I’d rather stick my nose in a dirty diaper than stand next to someone smoking.

I can’t easily pronounce the K in “asked”. Yes, I say “assed”.

Habaneros are delicious. I actually grew habanadas this year, which are heatless habaneros, so I could get more people to try them. It’s the weirdest thing biting into a pepper and tasting spicy but no heat ever actually comes. My favourite pepper is the trinidad scorpion though. It just tastes so good, but it’s kind of stupid hot.

We have to laugh at it to stay sane. We have no control over what the Americans do.

I feel like people are also a lot more insecure about their bodies because the only other naked bodies they ever really see are the perfect bodies in movies and porn. Nudity wasn’t a big deal in my family growing up and I think I owe a lot of my positive body image to that. I don’t really have any insecurities, even after being pregnant twice.

I love really spicy food but I just don’t like ghost peppers. Is it just spicier than your other sauces?

Sometimes when I’m craving chicken wings but don’t want to spend the money, I just eat toast dipped in wing sauce. It actually scratches the itch.

I think harm needs to be clearly defined.

These are really common where I live but I’ve never had one. They’d be a nightmare for my forgetful ass. I’d never remember to check the mail. I already forget and my mailbox is next to my front door.

Personally, I don’t memorise facts about people I don’t like. I learn them and forget them but don’t forget that I don’t like that person.

I’m a 40-year-old white man? I had no idea

Keep a hobby a hobby, yes! Don’t try and monetize it! You will kill all the joy you once felt for that hobby.

You don’t usually need to lower the fever. We do it for comfort, mostly. Being feverish feels bad. One of my kids can tolerate a fever so I don’t usually give her fever reducing medication. The other one gets so miserable that she won’t stop screaming, so I give her the medication.

I loved both as a kid but Digimon was a much better story. Pokemon was super cheesy and felt like it was just made to sell video games and trading cards.