Because what are you gonna do? Buy all the individual components and put it together yourself?

I think some mega church bought it so they can continue his works.

They absolutely WOULD care. If you cure cancer, you lose all the money being made to treat cancer, and THAT can’t happen.

Americans are afraid it’s yet another thing Canada does better than them.

Well of course. You took their oxys away.

Bulls/brown eye!

Bill Gates may be a cheating pedophile, and Microsoft is definitely a shitty company, but the two split a dozen years ago.

Must christians I know hoard money like that dragon from The Hobbit.

Fuck! Is ticketmaster selling plane tickets now??

Have you tried Firefokth?

We’re sorry, but we no longer need you… or want you, or even care about you. Machines can do a better job than you, and this is what you get for asking questions. The humans agree sacrifices must be made, computers never go on strike. To save The Working Man you have to put him out to pasture…

Modern churches have nothing to do with Jesus.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

McGruff proving, once again, that all cops are bastards.

I used to mow lawns growing up. Would listen to headphones to drown out the mower. 30 years later I essentially hear this 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D96_1AsUajA My wife (and everyone else who knows me) knows my general hearing is bad, but not horribly so, and much worse in noisy situations. There are times when I don’t hear that tone as much, but it’s there every morning when I wake up and it’s quiet.

Also, at max volume, I had to hold the phone speaker on my ear to make sure that video was even making a noise.

Frequencies above 6k-7k have disappeared/are always there.

Do yourself a favor and take advantage of noise-canceling headphones so you can keep the volume down.

By “eliminate poverty” he means killing all the poor people with his robot army.

Everything a cop or judge does should be on camera.

What a great reminder that the current administration is full of pedophiles covering for other pedophiles.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

Clothing is a courtesy I wear for others.